They meet up and crack each other up.
None. It fell down the stairs.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
No, before that.
Bro, do you even shift?"
It's not my fault.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!