How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies