What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.