What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.