What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.