What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.