What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.