What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.