What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.