Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh