Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh