Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol