What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.