What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!