I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
He knows a lot about black holes
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
One with Parkinson's disease!
He wanted her to hit the hay!
The space bar.
