What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Transplant Jokes More Transplant Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant