Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Previous Random Joke Next

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.