What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley