What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.