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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
I want you inside me"
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
NASCOW
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Speed is relative, officer."
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He didn't know he had it in him.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
You follow the Fresh Prince
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Sleeping Beauty
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Because it had a 4-way.
