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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
They never stop to ask directions.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Americas already got two running for president.
He became a Muslim.
He gets Toad
They were at a Tucker family reunion.
Turkey"
They both died on Thanksgiving
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
It ended in a tie.
Ultraviolent
A tiger moth !
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
