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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Because that's when they brake fast.
Scurvy
A recipe spook.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
A: She opens the car door.
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
My ears are burning!"
Patient: She's out of town.
He was feeling a little horse.
Sham rock.
The registration of the car that ran him over !
Licence and registration please.
He wanted to take a month off.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
