Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.