What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P