Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.