Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.