Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.