How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.