What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!