Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.