What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?