What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube