What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.