What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.