What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.