What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.