What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.