What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!