What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.