What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.