What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.