What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.