What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to