Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot