What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm