What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!