What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.