What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.