How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.