What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)