What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!