No, Woman, no pie."
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Tequila
Because their wives are driving.
Because women can't drive.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Cause it's always Jammin'
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
Pi(e)