What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.