What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.