What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.