Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy