What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.