How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.