Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.