Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How many balls does Fred have?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.