What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.