What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.