What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.