What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.