What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.