Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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You mustard be joking!

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None because they go barefoot.

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All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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Cashews.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Llamaste.