Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.