Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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One egg is un oeuf.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*