What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.