Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car