Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.