What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.