Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control