Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.