What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.