Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow